Me getting up in the morning like
Stretchin’. Hittin’ the keyboard like
Friends comin’ online like
DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
sorry I didn’t know I needed the TARDIS to access my chemistry homework
I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD
I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.
The 23 year old is also Ferb from Phineas and Ferb.